02/08/2010 In Fashion

Tonight I may have stumbled upon the most disturbing thing for sale on the internet: the Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit. God us Americans love to be comfortable. We want to be under a blanket, but still be able to eat popcorn, so we put a robe on backwards and market it as the Snuggie. Now, we don’t want to go through the trouble of putting on three separate items of clothing, so we combine them all into a thoroughly un-sexy earless bunny suit. The only other thing the Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit resembles is a thneed.

Funnier than how the suit looks is that fact that it comes with a tote that contains a do not disturb sign. That sure is sexy – “hey baby, why don’t you unzip yourself out of those footed pajamas and I’ll put the do not disturb sign up so the kids don’t walk in.” I guess if you have no taste whatsoever and are in dire need of a valentines gift you could head over to www.pajamagram.com and cop yourself some hoodie-footies, but just know that the 3XL’s will cost you five dollars more.